I've realized that I'm terrible at throwing contests (I still have something to mail to Frugal Dollhouse Addict - oops - sorry), so I've devised a more scattershot lifestyle friendly thing to do.
To make the journey to the big 1-0-0 a little more joyful, I'm going to hand select a special song for each new follower and I'll write you a customized poem. Yes, I'm making art and art don't come cheap. Well, in this case it will.
So that's it. Become a follower and you'll feel like a queen or king on a throne.
P.S. Here's French and Saunders to kick things off with a parody of Shakespeare's Sister. Make sure you've got your incontinence knickers on. It's very funny, unless you don't know who Shakespeare's Sister were.