Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Missouri Michael Says "Final Countdown Four More to go!"

Don't miss this valuable opportunity to become a follower of Yard Sale Snoop. This is a once in a lifetime experience enabling you to penetrate the big 1-0-0. If you act now, Erin will hand select a personalized song of your liking. If this weren't enough, you'll also get a customized poem that will bring joy and merriment to your next family gathering or office social event.

Yes, Erin writes poems that leave Margaret Atwood and Michael Ondaatje curled up in the fetal position and rocking themselves to Carol King's Tapestry, questioning their respective careers when the "People's poet of East York" is capable of "producing poems that stir the masses through oblique humour and intertextuality illuminating the foibles of mankind," (Gavin Mcleod).

So don't be an individual. Be a follower. You know you want to do it.

Here's Europe for Missouri Michael. Quality product.

1 comment:

  1. Thanks, now I have an earworm to last me the rest of the day. Ahh, it makes me nostalgic for the good ole days of sharing Aqua Net and Maybelline with my brothers.

    Gee, I wish I weren't a follower already, so I could be the 100th and request special music and poetry. How fabulous is that! I loved this funny post, Erin.


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I'm a slightly off-beat Toronto-area teacher who enjoys writing and photography. I come from a family of collectors and now I'm dragging my own family around to yard sales. It's just a bit of fun. Enjoy the scenes.